The funny thing is, her name is Taylor too. Taylor Kraemer.
Tell me she does not look like Taylor Lautner here! The eyes, it’s all in the eyes. She also looks like Shakira:
(As in Shakira with her signature tousled mane.)
…And I found Kelly Clarkson’s distant cousin as well.
You know what they say, it’s good to be versatile as a model!
So why do I randomly start talking about celebrities? Well, you see last night was the MTV Video Music Awards. I expected a lot of teen idols (such as Taylor Lautner) to be there and I know Shakira appeared…If you are a teacher, let me break it down to you like this: the VMA’s were the reason why half your students were late this morning. But I weren’t one of those people because I live in a cave I don’t watch anything other than the Emmy’s or the Oscar’s (and that’s if I have time!) I’m such an old person, watching old- people celebrity awards (I have a feeling the media labels anyone older than 28 as old) but the thing is, I seem to be parting from mainstream music. Don’t get me wrong, I pray to Gaga but I find many of today’s tunes to be repetitions of eachother. Don’t all Taylor Swift songs start sounding the same after awhile? Can rap artists find anything else to do but to rap about sex? Gaga can only be Lady Gaga because she is unique. How many other Lady Gaga’s can you find? That voice, those beats- they’re new thus refreshing to our ears. Oh and I LOVE TV (The Emmy’s) AND MOVIES (The Oscar’s). So it all works out.
P.S. Do you expect Taylor Momsen to wear Marchesa? I watch red carpet shows for the clothes too…
OH MY GOSH- I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SEEING THIS:
I was supremely pissed off when I saw this Japanese Men’s Vogue cover (obviously Terry Richardson covered the shoot.)-
-And now you wear THIS MONSTROSITY, Gaga? To the VMA’s? If you haven’t recieved an epic case of Salmonella or E. Coli- good for you, but did you stand up the whole time? Because girl, I wouldn’t want a sinew-and-blood-covered seat to clean up after the awards. This is not fashion, this is an outlandish and inappropriate publicity stunt. However, I feel a pinch of gratitude towards Gaga. Wearing meat on yourself is essentially the same as wearing fur or leather- an animal was slaughtered. I think this has promoted awareness about animal cruelty for fashion purposes to an extent. I can go on for days, but Imma let PETA do the rest of the talking.